one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.
Emilia Clarke in the Game of Thrones S4 bloopers
I’m crying oh my fucking god
There was this cute lesbian couple on the train the other day and I said “you two look so cute together”, or something to that effect, and one of them started crying. Turns out they were tourists from a particularly intolerant part of Russia and they couldn’t believe how nice people are here in New Zealand.
now there’s some perspective.
I once saw a storm roll like this once. It was beautiful.
have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle every time they so much as stand next to each other
Favorite Chris² (Hemsworth & Evans) Moments
Costco doesnt fuck around